Inaugural Issue: VAGUE Magazine

The magazine that never gets to the point

Have you ever flipped through a magazine and thought, “These articles are so specific, reading them makes my brain cells work overtime. Why can’t someone make a magazine that beats around the bush and talks in opaque generalities?” Well now your prayers are answered. You know the people who brought you VOGUE? That’s not us. Those people are probably dead. But we’re alive and bringing you VAGUE. Every issue features a different celebrity who speaks confidently in inscrutable word salads that leave you mired in uncertainty. Every article will make you scratch your hairline and think, “That was as clear as mud!” So next time you’re waiting at the dental office, pick up the latest issue of VAGUE. Or just look at your phone. Whatever works.